Whatever you are looking for isn't here.
It may have existed once, it may still exist but in a different
place or it may be a figment of your imagination. But what is sure
is that isn't where we thought it was.
But there's no point crying about it. We're as perplexed as you
are and certainly not trying to upset anyone (unless you're David
Roberts the Tesco driver who reversed into me and then denied it to
What can you do about it? Not a lot really. You can go back to where you came
from or you can go back to the
start. If we really have made a mess of things we'd be very
grateful if you'd us to tell us about it.